tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post114186387163972376..comments2023-11-05T03:25:52.525-05:00Comments on The Pink Shoe: Loserest. Fortune. Ever.Marciahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02050359046367492900noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1142170370222679002006-03-12T08:32:00.000-05:002006-03-12T08:32:00.000-05:00Ha ha! It's probably a classic engrish mistake - i...Ha ha! It's probably a classic engrish mistake - it couldnt be right!SarahReznorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01468742374730396796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141956022625581112006-03-09T21:00:00.000-05:002006-03-09T21:00:00.000-05:00I got one over the summer that said "You and your...I got one over the summer that said "You and your wife will have a long, happy life together." Given my penchant for dating men who fall several standard deviations below acceptable boyfriend material, maybe I should look into the possibility of lesbian-hood.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141945673272706492006-03-09T18:07:00.000-05:002006-03-09T18:07:00.000-05:00Hmmm...That fortune smells fishy.~wink~Hmmm...<BR/><BR/>That fortune smells fishy.<BR/><BR/>~wink~Virendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14513306549244143689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141929238004175342006-03-09T13:33:00.000-05:002006-03-09T13:33:00.000-05:00Most opposite day FORTUNE, damn.Most opposite day FORTUNE, damn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141928329701731772006-03-09T13:18:00.000-05:002006-03-09T13:18:00.000-05:00Most opposite day comment ever Pink Shoe.Most opposite day comment ever Pink Shoe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141919765518621762006-03-09T10:56:00.000-05:002006-03-09T10:56:00.000-05:00hehehehe. Sorry, I can't help but giggle. Snarky f...hehehehe. Sorry, I can't help but giggle. Snarky fortunes are funny. <BR/><BR/>I mean, it is a cookie! Who does that cookie think it is? Well, I hope you got payback and crunched really hard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141918292446980492006-03-09T10:31:00.000-05:002006-03-09T10:31:00.000-05:00Plus it is clearly crookedly cut and printed from ...Plus it is clearly crookedly cut and printed from MS Times New Roman font. Who does that?<BR/><BR/><BR/>I think I have a worse forturne: I once got one that said, "Your greatest weakness could be your own stupidity."<BR/><BR/><BR/>Yeah, I think they all got drunk one night at the fortune cookie house...0000https://www.blogger.com/profile/03796322713704749276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141911277630226842006-03-09T08:34:00.000-05:002006-03-09T08:34:00.000-05:00Marcia, don't listen to it. Instead, order Hello K...Marcia, don't listen to it. Instead, order Hello Kitty fortune cookies. I bought some in Chinatown, S.F. last year. But I bet you could get them online too. Each fortune features a pink(!)-stamped Hello Kitty and an upbeat, feminine message. My favorite said "You're looking very fashionable today. Your lucky color is red."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141895585566618382006-03-09T04:13:00.000-05:002006-03-09T04:13:00.000-05:00Are you sure it wasn't a joke fortune? Because th...Are you sure it wasn't a joke fortune? Because they sell those in Spencer's . . . <BR/><BR/>But you're right. If the fortune has improper grammar, then it can't be right. For sure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141894302023449782006-03-09T03:51:00.000-05:002006-03-09T03:51:00.000-05:00I don't know. If I got a fortune like that I'd li...I don't know. If I got a fortune like that I'd listen. I'd put on a fake beard and dark sunglasses and keep my eyes wide open. At least for a couple of weeks.Ryan Oakleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06070773417603739940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141876691952556992006-03-08T22:58:00.000-05:002006-03-08T22:58:00.000-05:00Don't listen to it Marse. You're supertastic!Don't listen to it Marse. You're supertastic!vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18308061674357594371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141873658937596962006-03-08T22:07:00.000-05:002006-03-08T22:07:00.000-05:00My future brother-in-law got a fortune saying that...My future brother-in-law got a fortune saying that a carreer change was in the works. A week later, he got a new job. A good one. My future husband applied for a job and ate at the same restaurant. His said "A day above ground is a good day." Yeah, didn't get the job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141872232345752792006-03-08T21:43:00.000-05:002006-03-08T21:43:00.000-05:00well... puls it's not the smartest thing to do. So...well... puls it's not the smart<I>est</I> thing to do. So either hit or miss itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16954832.post-1141870808761418792006-03-08T21:20:00.000-05:002006-03-08T21:20:00.000-05:00That is the worst fortune I have ever seen or hear...That is the worst fortune I have ever seen or heard of. Seriously?!?!?! What asshole (pardon my language, but it really is in order) Chinese restaurant served you that craptastic fortune?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com