Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Having returned from Home Depot with the bolts that I needed and many fabulous new books from B&N, I found some fantastic news on the internet (God bless the internet!): George W. Bush, our president and face that America shows to the world, has "fallen off the wagon." It seems to be the season for it - the manager of my apartment building has similarly fallen off the wagon, but when Steve's hitting the bottle, rent checks don't get cashed and you have to call him three times to get your AC installed. When W's hittin' it, he neglect to send out FEMA when people are dying for no reason on the Gulf Coast.

Now, we always knew that W was no saint. America's that crazy place where cokeheads and drunk drivers get to be president, but, we thought that at least he'd, by the year 2000 at least, finished sowing his wild oats. He may never be a competent president, but I was hoping he'd at least be a sober one!

And, most of you have probably seen this, as it's a week or so old, but in case you haven't....