Marcia: The Husband got me flowers today!
Elizabeth: Nice! Can you get my boyfriend to do that, too?
Marcia: Well, do you have a camera phone? Because I could send you a picture of the flowers and you could show it to him.
Elizabeth: And we could schedule it so that I'm with him when I get the picture, like, "I wonder what my sister's sending me? Oh wow, look at those nice flowers! From her husband! Isn't that nice of him?"
Marcia: Yeah! That's even better than what I was thinking. When should I send it?
Elizabeth: But I don't have a camera phone.
Marcia: Well fuck.