I've used insurance that I pay for myself to get new glasses.
Now, I've had glasses for literally 15 years, and I've been mostly wearing contacts for almost 10. And I decided that I really needed updated glasses, not the ugly ones with the 3 year old prescription I'd been forced to rely on when I didn't want to put in my contacts.
They're black and lisa loeb-ish and make me feel like Cat Woman. Don't ask me to explain that last part, they just do.
And, one of the best things, besides the fabulous gay man who helped me pick them out (he was, in a word, fabulous), is that the inside is a bright, happy blue.
Now, none of you are allowed to tell me that I really AM an adult, and offer up the proof of my impending quarter-centurty birthday. If you do anything like that, you will be NO LONGER INVITED to my birthday party.
That is all.