The scene: My husband and I are both sitting in the living room, using our laptops, and chatting. He starts making weird noises. Like, raspberries and that sound like a missle's coming towards you.
Me: Ha. You're funny.
Him: (fart noise)
Me: Honey, no more weird noises.
Him: (begins to hold breath loudly, and with many handmotions)
Me: What are you doing?
Him: (continues to hold breath)
Me: You're so weird.
Him: (continues to hold breath, and begins typing on his laptop)
An instant message pops up on my computer from him: It's a protest against you.
I burst out laughing, and we're friends again.