Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Shallow News of the Day:

I am obsessively waiting for that alien/plastic baby of TomKat's to be born. I check Dlisted, Gabsmash, and the Green Straw compulsively for any sign of a baby being born.

By "a baby being born," I mean "the continuation of the farce that is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' arrangement - errr - relationship."

And... these are the two options of what the baby will look like:


16 comments:

Virenda said...

Definitely the one of the left. I WILL SO BE all over that news girlfriend (so 90's). Oh and Dlisted and Gabsmash are fantastical sites, although Dlisted is dirty most of the time.

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

the baby on the right has no pee pee

Kat said...

As far as I'm concerned. these people are no longer famous. I didn't have any idea that the baby was "due" anytime soon. Tom and Katie are dead to me.

Kat said...

Sorry, there should have been quotation marks around baby as well.

kim said...

*snicker* Agreed.

Oh! Here, check this out: http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tom-cruise/up-next-for-cruise-and-holmes-hot-oil-massage-at-the-final-four-161389.php

Ew ew ew EW.

Kell said...

I used to quite like Tom Cruise (who is Katie Holmes??) but when I see his face now i just want to kick/punch/spit at it. He's a twat.

TheIdleReceptionist said...

Jessica, you are correct in seeing that the baby on the right is sans pee-pee. It's sort of like breeding a horse and a donkey...and you get a mule and mules are sterile or something. When you breed an intergallactic walrus (Tom) with a human (Katie), you're gonna get a sterile baby.

e-liz said...

If the baby is TC's then it will look like the one on the left, but if it is some random sperm donor, it will look more like the one on the right.

So says I.

Liz said...

I think it'll come out looking like John Travolta in Battlefield Earth!

v said...

Lol @ post and Idle and everyone.

And the whole farce was for pub for a summer movie. There's just no limit to the insanity that is Hollywood.

blog Portland said...

Prediction: TomKat will separate only months after baby crazy is born. We will all read her book in 10 years after Cruise is killed in one of those space tourist programs, and she no longer fears his wrath.

Airhead said...

Hahahahahahaha . . . the one on the right. Maybe with a pee pee.

Kelly said...

Ha! I vote for the kewpie doll look. Creepy.

doggerelblogger said...

A friend of mine heard somewhere that Tom "I'm Not Gay Why Don't You Believe Me?" Cruise was always a nutbar, but his PR person was so powerful that whenever he went off the deep end (claiming to be a psychiatric expert, etc.) she'd threaten to withhold interviews with other stars she represented if the insanity was publicized.

Then Cruise hired his sister as his publicist, and all bets were off. That's why we've been seeing him in all his crazy glory.

Cinthia said...

I sure hope it's the one on the left. He doesn't have a mouth to talk.

kim said...

OH OH OH OH OH: http://www.justjared.com/gossip/2006/04/katie_holmes_engagement_ring.php