Oh, you think I'm a wimp? It's not that bad? Look closer.
Here's what I did:
2. Realize I'm holding a glass of Citadelle on the rocks.
4. Look back up at the ceiling.
5. Flip the fuck out.
7. Realize I'm sitting next to my camera.
8. Grab camera with one hand, keep other firmly around vodka.
9. Take picture of weird thing that is crawling on my wall!!!!
11. Notice that the damn thing was stunned and didn't move for about 5 seconds after the flash went off.
12. Begin taking pictures like crazy.
13. Start to relax because of steps 3, 6, and 10.
14. Text my husband, tell him that he has to "come home and kill something for me!!"
16. Research the internet. Discover that it's this. Knowing what it is calms my nerves. Then I see that the damn thing eats cockroaches.
17. Snap a few more pictures for good luck.
18. Purposely ignore it until Matt comes home to kill it.