Remember when Kat had her boyfriend Joe answer questions about her?
Matt has been supremely jealous since that happened. He wouldn't admit it, but it's true. And since it's his week (with him doing all that lawyer-y stuff and all), I should let him do what he wants, right?
So, here's the deal:
A) You ask questions. They could be about me. They could be about the nature of the universe. They could be whether the milk in your fridge is still good. But I wouldn't ask that last one. He's no good with that - he likes to throw things out way before they're bad.
B) Matt answers them. Sunday/Monday/Tuesday-ish. (I'm trying not to restrict the busy lawyer-man with dates and such. But early next week.)
C) Restrictions: My mother and mother-in-law both read this blog. Seriously. So, you know the general tone of this blog: profanity is encouraged, general raunchiness for the sake of raunchiness is kept away from. Matt reserves the right not to answer any questions that he finds to be in bad taste or boring. Questioners are encouraged to leave their own names. (For those of you who are not used to blogger: When commenting, click "Other," and type in whichever name you wish to leave as yours.) Multiple questions per questioner is acceptable.
No questions about how often I vaccuum or, you know, clean. Because those are totally low blows. And we don't like them.