Thursday, December 14, 2006

The More I Look At This Story, the More I Think the Chinese Government Was Just Looking for Some Favorable Publicity

So, did everyone see this story about the world's tallest man saving the lives of those dolphins in China?

It's totally surreal, like a movie ending.

The cute kid, who loves the ocean, and overcomes some sort of obstacle, possibly a poor parents or a bully at school, and then finds the dolphins in peril. The kid takes the dolphins to the scientists, who are unable to help them, and then, magically, a 7'9" Mongolian herdsman comes lumbering out of the mountains to the rescue. At first the people are scared of him, but the townspeople discover that he is a gentle giant, and that he has much to offer the community. He saves the dolphins in the nick of time, and the child and the giant wander off into the sunset, with the kid riding on the giant's shoulders.

Honestly, to make it cuter, they should have them playing with pandas.

8 comments:

Jsto said...

Is there a scene where the cute kid is frolicking in the ocean along side the dolphins and although no one else in the world seems to understand, he can bond with the dolphins? Because there needs to be

Ryan Oakley said...

There also needs to be an evil businessman.

jo! said...

And the kid's dad needs to be constantly questioning why he can't seem to connect with his son and how "No son of mine is going to talk to dolphins and that giant is no good!" with a nice change-of-heart scene towards the end.

Kiki said...

you better get that to a screenwriter before someone steals your idea and it becomes next summer's blockbuster sensation!

blog Portland said...

Shit... I coulda done that.

e-liz said...

I'm freaked out by the thoughts of a man that is so tall. Is that wrong?

Jen said...

My coworker sent that news to everyone . Hilarious. Why did they have to get the world's tallest man? I agree it is just the Chinese trying to get publicity. It seems almost ironic that the world's tallest man is Chinese too.

Softball Slut said...

I totally thought the same thing as far as good publicity. China is all about image and communism. That is all