me: OH WAIT
loser - Elizabeth.
Yeah - my poor older sister, who doesn't have enough to worry about, with, you know, being a 2nd year resident at a hospital, delivering babies constantly, and planning her wedding, and keeping up what is basically a long-distance relationship, now has MONO.
And, adult that I am, when she emailed me with the news, I replied, "who have you been making out with?" I also fully intend on making kissing jokes to her fiance when I'm out with him tonight. HA.