Question:

I left work at 5:45. I came home, cleaned up the “puppy heaven” dog food mess that Maddie had created for herself, went to Puppy Play Group, took Maddie for a walk, and went to the grocery store.

Why in the HELL am I still wearing my 3” high pointy as hell work shoes?

(PS: Those are Hollywould shoes that I got for $60 at Gilt.com)