Basically, this is the best thing I've seen all day.
All week, probably. My coworker bought it from a homeless man a few years ago, who had this whole story about how only the tiger got ice cream on his birthday, and the puppy was sad and wanted ice cream, too.
Observations and thoughts about life as seen through the eyes of a 20 something girl - this is the point where I'm supposed to say something like "making her way in the big city" but that's not true or "trying to leave her mark on the world" but also, not true who is actually making her way in the big city, and has been since August 2007. It's just me, my life, and my psychosis - and a lot of pictures of food, shoes, and sternums.