Friday, March 10, 2006

There's No Such Thing As a Near Death Experience. There Is, However, a Near Chuck Norris Experience

Today is Chuck Norris' 66th birthday.

66. And he could still kick your ass. And mine. With both hands tied behind his back and a blindfold on.

Frankly, I'm a little scared right now.

12 comments:

Ryan Oakley said...

His welcome on his website is scary. Can you imagine what a personal welcome from Chuck Norris is? I guessing that he breaks your neck.

juliedooley said...

That's awesome. He should come visit us in St. Louis for his birthday. You know, because we have Route 66 going through here. I'd buy him some Ted Drewes.

And he was totally my hero in Dodgeball. Way to give a thumbs-up, Chuck! He's still got 'it.'

Jen said...

I love Chuck Noris, although I fear for my life for typing this.

Anonymous said...

My favorite facts about Chuck Norris:

1) Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

2) When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

3) Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

4) When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

5) Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

Kiki said...

That totally made my day today! Happy Friday!

v said...

So you and Chuck are both March Babies!

I bet Chuck also haikus ... but all his haikus are about Christie Brinkley and the Total Gym.

Happy Friday!

doggerelblogger said...

Chuck Norris has a blog, but everyone who reads it dies.

doggerelblogger said...

Actually, first they go blind. THEN they die.

Kat said...

Without you, I (along with the rest of my office) never would have known it was Chuck's birthday). Thank you for that, Marcia!)

The Jane that didn said...

Someone's been checking out...www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
=)

ex-roomate Jane (see previous post!) said...

I was going to say "the Jane that didn't ask if you were going to have a bitterly sarcastic oscar posting...BUT, sadly, I accidentally hit enter before I could write that. Sorry.

Chris said...

Chuck Norris rules. In a wheelchair he'll still be able to make Steven Segal his biotch. Nice.