1) Once upon a time, I almost adopted a Llama.
2) Llamas are members of the Camel family.
3) Ogden Nash said:
The one-l lama,He's a good man. Knows what he's talking about.
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
4) Tablet brick potato llama.
(I'm not telling you #5 until you click that link. It's a damn good link. Also: Llama llama duck.)
(Have you clicked yet? Seriously. You're holding things up for the rest of the class. Click already, and we'll move on.)
5) Like me, llamas are highly social creatures. Unlike me, they like sniffing strangers. I think sniffing strangers is gross.
In an un-llama related note, I spent some time this weekend working with cute Doggerel Blogger on her template. But more important than my help, she has one of the cutest blogs in the world. And you should be reading it. On a permenant basis, not just today.