Wednesday, April 19, 2006

I May Be the Worst Blogger Ever:

Or, I have the flu and my tonsils are the size of marbles. The expensive ones.

Marcia: tell me what to blog about so I can go to bed
Elizabeth: kevin federline
Marcia: what about him?
Elizabeth: my favorite? when he says he didn't pimp britney

Yeah, she's right.

And if I were a white trash dead beat freeloader married to Britney Spears, I wouldn't believe in divorce, either.


Vaguely Urban said...

Your post reminds me of that awesome Shel Silverstein poem, "Sick" where the little narrator enumerates all the maladies that prevent her from attending school?

"my tonsils are as big as rocks/I've counted 16 chicken pox"

love it!

TheIdleReceptionist said...

The longer he waits the bigger the alimony.

Liz said...

I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but poor Britney... She never knew what hit her ...Until she spewed forth the federspawn.

Anonymous said...

Of course he pimped Britney. He's a dirtbag.

I'm sick too. But I'm the asshole that comes to work sick.

jane said...

LOL I heard about what he said & thought EXACTLY the same thing. If I were in his shoes, I'd say NO divorce! LOL
Either way, the guy is now a multi-millionaire.

Kelly said...

KFed just needs to go away.
He is such a freeloader.
Ewww. He is so incredibly ick.

Anonymous said...

[Rhymes with truck] that, [rhymes with itch]! KFed is da MAN for holdin' onto that little piece!

Please note the sarcasm and make him go away.