Or, I have the flu and my tonsils are the size of marbles. The expensive ones.
Marcia: tell me what to blog about so I can go to bed
Elizabeth: kevin federline
Marcia: what about him?
Elizabeth: my favorite? when he says he didn't pimp britney
Yeah, she's right.
And if I were a white trash dead beat freeloader married to Britney Spears, I wouldn't believe in divorce, either.