Wednesday, April 19, 2006

With a Fringe On Top?

Yeah, so Tom Cruise managed to buy a baby for his paid assistant girlfriend.

The baby was born in a "hospital" and Katie Holmes had an "epidural." "Yesterday" morning at "3AM." I still think that this is a "sham."

I would suggest stocking up on canned goods and water, as... well, the world's about to end.

12 comments:

Court said...

The aliens should be arriving any day now that their leader has been born. Bow down in supplication or they will eat your soul (right after Tom finishes eating the placenta).

e-liz said...

OK, I did not need to read the placenta line as I was eating a piece of bacon.

anne said...

I totally agree...I can't wait to see her next week with a totally flat belly.

juliedooley said...

I was just going to ask about the placenta eating--read that somewhere as well. So, did he have his big breakfast yesterday or what??? That's the important news.

Poor alien child.

Suburban Turmoil said...

I am reminded of that scene in "V: The Final Battle" when the alien baby was born. I was nine. I have never been so shocked.

Anonymous Coworker said...

LMAO because yesterday when my roommate called out that the baby was born and said the name, I said (and I quote):

"Like Surrey with the fringe on top?"

We were predestined to be internet friends.

Liz said...

Surrey of "Suri" is here... The fringe will be taking over the world sometime in the next month or so.

Kelly said...

I love the use of all your quotations!
I laughed my ass off because of them.
And I swear.... if Katie has a flat stomach within a month we will all KNOW this was a "sham"!

Ryan Oakley said...

What a sham. Born on the same day as Brooke Sheilds baby? Sure.

mjg said...

So true Ryan - that is most suspicious. Shields vs. Cruise lives on.

Sponge Girl said...

Now, exactly where in the no-medications, shut yo'pregnant ass- line of Scientology thinking do epidurals fit?

Jim said...

Tom is trying to out weird Michael Jackson, and coming close