Also, there was lunch. French lunch. Et vous savez ce que je pense au Français.
And. This is beyond words. It's a cereal. With JOHNNY DEPP. On the front. AND on the back. And there are marshmellows. Marshmellows that claim to be pirate shaped. (Did you click the pirate link? It's not what you expect. I'm getting damn creative with my links. If I wouldn't want to click it, I won't link it. I'm that cool.) OH. Back to the cereal:
Do you think if I eat this cereal, he'll marry me?
13 comments:
um ... it's a pirate monkey in pirate underoos? AWESOME!!! Mind if I gank that for my blog in the future?
I'm thinking if you eat his cereal he will fall madly in love with you which of course would totally make your husband jealous. :0)
ummmm, what does a pirate shaped marshmallow actually look like? because from what I can tell, it doesn't look like a pirate!
I think eating his cereal would be a great start...shouting out "Avast I've lost me pantaloons!" while untying the silk ties of your robe then spreading the chocolate and pirate shaped marshmellow goodness all over your....uh I'll be ending that right there.
What I wouldn't do for a bit of Johnny Depp.
Don't you think your husband will mind a bit? Unless, of course, you throw Keira Knightly in the deal as well . . . ;-)
I'm a little uncomfortable with the fact that, with most food products, what's on the label is what you're eating. Therefore this cereal makes me feel like it is literally made up of little, tiny pieces of Johnny Depp.
Maybe that's what the marshmellows are shaped like. ANd I like your sister's use of the word "gank". I'm going to gank that AND the Pants Pirate.
I like naridu's scenario. A lot of American women are going to have a harder time getting ready for work, thanks to this cereal.
I'd like to think that if i ate that cereal Johhny Depp or a Johnny Depp looking pirate would marry me. So in answering your question: yes.
hahaaa! luv the cereal!
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Let me state, for the record, Johnny-Os are tasty. It was a great way to start the day. Thanks for sharing!
Did the cereal come with the flowers? Because nothing says "Thanks" like a Johnny Depp breakfast treat.
Let's not kid ourselves - Johnny Depp would be a treat at any meal or even as a between-meal snack.
So, if Johnny Depp marries you, my plan with Albert Pujols will be looking even better for me, doncha think?
And your husband shouldn't mind, since if you marry Johnny you can send him things like many many francs, and Herbes de Provence. He'd love that, right?
I'll buy you some more cereal!
That link is hilarious!
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