Katie Holmes announced her pregnancy 7 months ago.
Gwenyth Paltrow managed to produce a baby while only being publicly pregant since January (that's less than 4 months!).
And for those of you out there unaware, it's bad luck and just generally not done to tell anyone, much less the crazy news media, that you're pregnant in the first trimester because it's really easy to lose a baby before then.
So I spent all day googling "Alien Baby Gestation" to find out when this 10 months in the oven baby's going to be born.
My guess as to when Katie will give birth? When Tom manages to wave a $6 million payout under the nose of woman 9 months pregnant with a human child, preferably with pale skin and dark hair. I mean, celebrities have home births for a reason - they're faking it.
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Is it going to be 10 months? It seems like it's been 4 or 5, but I'm older, so time flies. As for Gwyneth, I'm just glad she didn't name her son Orange or Banana.
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I want to comment on the alien baby but, I just read the anonymous comment. Holy crap! You're included in an internet quest? You even have an opportunity to win 'Mystikal Incense'!
Hmmm, the same day you post alien ideas and an anonymous alien contacts you. I don't even know what to make of this hilarity.
I think it's a fake, too.
And I've been bad. I usually stop by your blog every five minutes or so to see if anything's new. But I have been trying to finish an article (not yet), trying to get good sleep (sort of happened), and trying to get stuff done at work (failed miserably). But I love the design, and actually I was thinking about having Nello redo mine, too!
Did an anonymous scientologist visit your site? Very strange...
Anyway, I think you can count on the baby being "born" closer to the release date of MI:3. Crazy Cruise is all about the organized timing of the publicity machine.
I do love the new additions of cute pink shoes! :)
LOVE LOVE LOVE the new banner.
As for the alien baby, well, we all know that shit isn't real!
And your "Quest"... Well, I think the previous comment was right when it noted that it was an amazing conincidence that particular comment showed up here at the mention of the alien takeover!
Alien baby! Alien baby!
PS-maybe the quest master is going to bring the alien baby from a galaxy far far away.
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She is not pregnant. She is definitely carrying a beach ball. She doesn't even look pregnant. Hilarious post. Totally agree.
BTW-What the hell is going on with the first post. Random. Quest for a chalice. What the hell??
I'm totally with you Marse!
I saw some recent pics and it looked really fake. I agree with MJG, they'll annouce a birth near the MI:3 release date.
H-Wood is so bat-guano insane!
PS - dude, what's with this quest master stuff? are you playing dungeons and dragons? hah.
Katie Holmes' belly totally looks fake. If you haven't seen it yet, check out the photo of her on this blog! It's insane looking!
http://oliviadrab.typepad.com/blog/2006/04/who_me.html
I hope you win big from the Quest Master. *snark*
(And thank you for the nice sentiment you posted on my blog!)
Dude, the Quest is WEIRD. I'm scared of the quest people.
There is no way Tom Cruise put his penis in a woman. Just saying. And, if he did, the Theatans would kidnap the child.
well - I guess actually not having to have a child is going to make that scientology "silent birth" thing much easier.
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