Katie Holmes announced her pregnancy 7 months ago.
Gwenyth Paltrow managed to produce a baby while only being publicly pregant since January (that's less than 4 months!).
And for those of you out there unaware, it's bad luck and just generally not done to tell anyone, much less the crazy news media, that you're pregnant in the first trimester because it's really easy to lose a baby before then.
So I spent all day googling "Alien Baby Gestation" to find out when this 10 months in the oven baby's going to be born.
My guess as to when Katie will give birth? When Tom manages to wave a $6 million payout under the nose of woman 9 months pregnant with a human child, preferably with pale skin and dark hair. I mean, celebrities have home births for a reason - they're faking it.