Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Best E-Mail EVER.

"I found out today that my coworker, who smells and who I really don't like, collects pink shoes. Except her pink shoes are frumpy and ugly and the whole thing really kinda pisses me off because I don't like her and I do like you."

From my college roommate, J-Sto.

What I love best is that this was the entire text of the email.

Y'all would tell me if my shoes were frumpy and ugly, right?

9 comments:

Liz said...

Honey, the shoes, like you, are FABULOUS.

And I just used a lot of commas in that short sentence!

That was definitely a quality e-mail!!

librarian pirate said...

I bought pink shoes two days ago! And I almost bought more really ugly ones as well ... and sent them to you ... because they were pink and $10

but I satisfied myself with the pink shoes for me that were pretty and also $10. They'll go on my blog soon

diane s said...

I'd never tell someone their shoes were ugly! (I'm English) but I only give comliments when I mean 'em, and your shoes are FAB. xx

Pookie said...

Your shoes rock!

Airhead said...

I love your shoes, you love your shoes, and I would tell you if your shoes sucked.

They don't :-)

Kelly said...

Oh yeah...
I would totally tell you.
But you don't have bad taste, so that really wouldn't be an issue.

doggerelblogger said...

Definitely.

Kat said...

I just wanted to say that I have been having the worst time with Blogger comments lately and every time I try to comment on one of your posts I can't get the comment box to pop up!

Also, that email was hilarious! And your shoes are fab. You have exquisite taste.

Virenda said...

I wouldn't hesitate to tell ANYONE if their shoes were old and frumpy. Of course I must know these people I crush. I would never walk up to strangers and let them know about their bad shoe fashion choices, that just seems wrong.

Your shoes rock. Period.