"I found out today that my coworker, who smells and who I really don't like, collects pink shoes. Except her pink shoes are frumpy and ugly and the whole thing really kinda pisses me off because I don't like her and I do like you."
From my college roommate, J-Sto.
What I love best is that this was the entire text of the email.
Y'all would tell me if my shoes were frumpy and ugly, right?
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Honey, the shoes, like you, are FABULOUS.
And I just used a lot of commas in that short sentence!
That was definitely a quality e-mail!!
I bought pink shoes two days ago! And I almost bought more really ugly ones as well ... and sent them to you ... because they were pink and $10
but I satisfied myself with the pink shoes for me that were pretty and also $10. They'll go on my blog soon
I'd never tell someone their shoes were ugly! (I'm English) but I only give comliments when I mean 'em, and your shoes are FAB. xx
I love your shoes, you love your shoes, and I would tell you if your shoes sucked.
They don't :-)
Oh yeah...
I would totally tell you.
But you don't have bad taste, so that really wouldn't be an issue.
Definitely.
I just wanted to say that I have been having the worst time with Blogger comments lately and every time I try to comment on one of your posts I can't get the comment box to pop up!
Also, that email was hilarious! And your shoes are fab. You have exquisite taste.
I wouldn't hesitate to tell ANYONE if their shoes were old and frumpy. Of course I must know these people I crush. I would never walk up to strangers and let them know about their bad shoe fashion choices, that just seems wrong.
Your shoes rock. Period.
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