Cute little Suri Cruise's 2 month birthday was on Sunday, and we still haven't seen her. I said "cute little" but I don't even know. She could be ugly and huge.
I find it fishy that Tom announced the pregnancy approximately 3 seconds after conception, and force himself and Katie into the public at all times, but we haven't seen the baby. From the lead up to the birth, I'm surprised that E! didn't air exclusive c-section footage.
Frankly, I think that they haven't finished building her yet.
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Mark my words, when she does show up, probably around age 6 or 7, she's going to be the spitting image of "Small Wonder" complete with computer glitches that cause her to occasionally malfunction and everything!!!
Marcia! Suri is a beach ball!
Argh. Why must celebrities torture us so?
You see, phase one was to create a media buzz for their newest movies with the pregnancy. Phase 2 will be to announce that it was all fake -- to create a media buzz for their newest movies.
Well, they better announce Phase II soon, because I totally forgot that they even had a child. I'm slightly more focused on Angelina and Brad right now . . . hmm, interesting that the publicity rivalry comes down to babies now . . .
I thought Tom said something about having the baby in a 'quiet, positive atmosphere' for 6 months? Something about not smelling sugar becasue the baby will crave it, not breathing air outside the chamber, etc.
i'm with you marcia... she's still under construction.
Wait - Tom and Katie had a baby? I just thought that was a ploy to make us care that they were together.
I can just picture the 2 of them... well Tom mostly... in their basement doing some bizarre Frankenstein-esque surgery on a small child.
IT'S ALIVE!!
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are reportedly getting married in the next week or so. Which means that Tom will upstage them by releasing Suri footage right before the first wedding pics are available.
either that or she's green with 6 arms and 3 eyes!
I've had similar thoughts for sure.
I bet they are still shopping for the right look-alike baby.
And what Liz said about "Small Wonder" killed me. KILLED.ME!
Suri had to go make a stop at her home planet. She'll be back in another couple of months.
it is part of the whole secret alien baby theory...
if nicole kidman is pregnant- it makes me think about cruise and his blanks back when they had to adopt..(or did they just choose?)
so what does this baby look like?! i predict--random and not like tom
Maybe the baby looks like a Pekinese like in that Seinfeld episode
I don't think they really had a baby. Katie's belly was small, then big, then small, then big...I think the whole thing is a big ruse!
Either that or she's been abducted by aliens. Which would be a lucky thing in her case!
Sur-bot.
You know Ellen-K is right. Tom's a dirty publicity ho.
Maybe the mother ship is late?
And what about the marriage? Are they even getting married? Are they going to televise this sucker like Trista and the Fireman? Will be Thetans be at the wedding?
So many questions.
And super lol @ Liz for the small wonder ref.
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I didnt know Kate (you know that's her name since she's a CHILDBEARING woman!) had a c-section. Since I had 2 kids, I should change my name to Ja. It would be hilarious if that baby looks like George from Seinfeld. heehee
according to the national enquirer, she's pregnant again ...
ow?
Uh yeh, it's also kind of fishy that the baby was like the absolute average weight and size...
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