It turns out I've fooled someone, at least: I've convinced Lindsay that I'm not a 55-year-old porn star named Luther. Pheeewwww. I was so worried.
The other thing that rocked? I didn't spend the entire day filing. SHHHHHhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell my boss.
Well, tell him, what do I care? Is he going to fire me?
Also, the Suri Cruise Controversy is deepening. Now there's all sorts of weirdness about her birth certificate. And I love it when there's more weirdness with crazy, crazy superstars.