Tuesday, July 11, 2006

What Tipped the Day from Good to Awesome:

It turns out I've fooled someone, at least: I've convinced Lindsay that I'm not a 55-year-old porn star named Luther. Pheeewwww. I was so worried.

The other thing that rocked? I didn't spend the entire day filing. SHHHHHhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell my boss.

Well, tell him, what do I care? Is he going to fire me?

Also, the Suri Cruise Controversy is deepening. Now there's all sorts of weirdness about her birth certificate. And I love it when there's more weirdness with crazy, crazy superstars.

6 comments:

blog Portland said...

I could've made that birth certficate with PhotoShop. Like I said before, they're just waiting to announce the whole thing was a scam when their next movies are set to premiere.

Lindsay said...

And on this day, a nickname was born......

E-mail me at work tomorrow! Those like, make my whole, like, you know, DAY!

Luther, you SCOUNDREL you......

Liz said...

Luther, you really are a scamp!

And I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who REALLY loves this latest Suri controversy... I mean the lady that "signed" the birth certificate NEVER ACTUALLY SAW THE BABY, and after signing Brooke Shields' certificate with one license number for TomKat, she used a license number that doesn't exist...

God! I am so lame for loving this!

bobealia said...

Thank God you told me all this, because with Virenda on vacation, it would have been a while before I found out!
Damn, this is gettin' good...

kim said...

Wait, you're NOT a 55-year-old porn star named Luther?? What have I been reading your blog for?

The new Suri thing CRACKS ME UP.

mjg said...

You would have thought they would have cast a baby to play Suri by now.

Gosh, Tom is picky about his co-workers!