It turns out I've fooled someone, at least: I've convinced Lindsay that I'm not a 55-year-old porn star named Luther. Pheeewwww. I was so worried.
The other thing that rocked? I didn't spend the entire day filing. SHHHHHhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell my boss.
Well, tell him, what do I care? Is he going to fire me?
Also, the Suri Cruise Controversy is deepening. Now there's all sorts of weirdness about her birth certificate. And I love it when there's more weirdness with crazy, crazy superstars.
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I could've made that birth certficate with PhotoShop. Like I said before, they're just waiting to announce the whole thing was a scam when their next movies are set to premiere.
And on this day, a nickname was born......
E-mail me at work tomorrow! Those like, make my whole, like, you know, DAY!
Luther, you SCOUNDREL you......
Luther, you really are a scamp!
And I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who REALLY loves this latest Suri controversy... I mean the lady that "signed" the birth certificate NEVER ACTUALLY SAW THE BABY, and after signing Brooke Shields' certificate with one license number for TomKat, she used a license number that doesn't exist...
God! I am so lame for loving this!
Thank God you told me all this, because with Virenda on vacation, it would have been a while before I found out!
Damn, this is gettin' good...
You would have thought they would have cast a baby to play Suri by now.
Gosh, Tom is picky about his co-workers!
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