Thursday, November 10, 2005

And I got paid for doing it...

A coworker was complaining about someone he had to work with, and our email string devolved into an alphabetic list of insults. We each did a letter. Share and Enjoy!

Abrasive
Aggressive
Annoying
Bitch
Belittling
Bothersome
Bug
Crabby
Craptastic
Crazy
Disingenuous
Disturbed
Dumb
Egotistical
Enervating
Exasperating
Extraneous
Fretful
Frightful
Fvcking
Ghastly
Ghoulish
Gross
Grubbing
Hideous
Horrendous
Horrid
Hulking
Idiotic
Imbecile
Incoherent
Insufferable
Jackass
Jerk
Joke
Kickable
Knarled
Knucklehead
Lesser
Lewd
Liar
Loathsome
Lousy
Low-Class
Maddening
Moronic
Muggle-y (Harry Potter shout out!)
Nondescript
Nonessential
Noodge
Nuisance
Objectionable
Oblivious
Obnoxious
Pain-in-the-ass
Pathetic
Pest
Pushy
Plague upon our work place
Quack
Quaky
Quarrelsome
Queer (in the Victorian sense)
Quelling
Quibbling
Repellent
Repugnant
Repulsive
Revolting
Scary
Scream-at-able
Slovenly
Stupid
Tacky
Tasteless
Terrible
Trouble
Unamiable
Uncivil
Uncooperative
Uncomfortable
Unnerving
Unmanageable
Unobliging
Unpleasant
Unsettling
Vacuous
Vamp
Vanilla
Vexing
Wacky
Wannabe
Wimpy
Wishy-washy
Worrisome
Xenophobe
Yappy
Yellow-bellied
Yucky
(over)Zealous
Zero
Zombie-like

I feel better now. Did I miss anything?

10 comments:

pete said...

All hyphen version.
Ass-licking,
Butt-munching,
Cum-guzzing,
Dung-smelling,
Evil-seeming,
Foul-mannered,
God-forsaken,
Horse-faced,
Internationally-despised,
Jizz-gargling,
Knave-like,
Lard-assed,
Maggot-ridden,
Nit-witted,
Over-fed,
Pizza-faced,
Quota-hire,
Republican-leaning,
Semen-slurping,
Thunder-thighed,
Under-endowed,
Vomit-inducing,
Wart-encrusted,
Xylophone-hating,
Yeast-infected,
Zoo-slut.

librarian pirate said...

you two missed my two favorites!

Fetid = smelling like a goat
Losel = one who is without worth

The Other White Matt said...

Well, if we can expand the field to multiple-word insults, I'm gonna have to go with "mealy-mouthed crotch pheasant".

JD 1.0 said...

I hope "scream-at-able" was yours.

Marcia said...

Yes, JD1.0, I was the proud writer of "scream-at-able"

e-liz said...

Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk.
You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.

Ahh...the Breakfast Club.

JH said...

Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!

Jane said...

icky. my ugly, incredibly dirty, racist, bigoted, uncorrigable, sexist, pig-headed and obstinate associate is just plain ICKY.

Carmi said...

I like the thread - I hope you used web-based e-mail accounts and not your work ones. E-mail administrators can have a field day with stuff like that!

Visiting from Michele's today. Nice to e-meet you.

la la la I can't hear you said...

lol. Thanks for stopping by Lam(b) today.