Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Loserest. Fortune. Ever.


I was going to be really sad, but then I realized that it couldn't be right becuase it doesn't even know that yourself is one word.

14 comments:

Kat said...

That is the worst fortune I have ever seen or heard of. Seriously?!?!?! What asshole (pardon my language, but it really is in order) Chinese restaurant served you that craptastic fortune?

sHa shinizzle said...

well... puls it's not the smartest thing to do. So either hit or miss it

Amber said...

My future brother-in-law got a fortune saying that a carreer change was in the works. A week later, he got a new job. A good one. My future husband applied for a job and ate at the same restaurant. His said "A day above ground is a good day." Yeah, didn't get the job.

v said...

Don't listen to it Marse. You're supertastic!

Ryan Oakley said...

I don't know. If I got a fortune like that I'd listen. I'd put on a fake beard and dark sunglasses and keep my eyes wide open. At least for a couple of weeks.

Airhead said...

Are you sure it wasn't a joke fortune? Because they sell those in Spencer's . . .

But you're right. If the fortune has improper grammar, then it can't be right. For sure.

Ellen K. said...

Marcia, don't listen to it. Instead, order Hello Kitty fortune cookies. I bought some in Chinatown, S.F. last year. But I bet you could get them online too. Each fortune features a pink(!)-stamped Hello Kitty and an upbeat, feminine message. My favorite said "You're looking very fashionable today. Your lucky color is red."

TheIdleReceptionist said...

Plus it is clearly crookedly cut and printed from MS Times New Roman font. Who does that?


I think I have a worse forturne: I once got one that said, "Your greatest weakness could be your own stupidity."


Yeah, I think they all got drunk one night at the fortune cookie house...

e-liz said...

hehehehe. Sorry, I can't help but giggle. Snarky fortunes are funny.

I mean, it is a cookie! Who does that cookie think it is? Well, I hope you got payback and crunched really hard.

The Bill's Special said...

Most opposite day comment ever Pink Shoe.

The Bill's Special said...

Most opposite day FORTUNE, damn.

Virenda said...

Hmmm...

That fortune smells fishy.

~wink~

Elizabeth said...

I got one over the summer that said "You and your wife will have a long, happy life together." Given my penchant for dating men who fall several standard deviations below acceptable boyfriend material, maybe I should look into the possibility of lesbian-hood.

SarahReznor said...

Ha ha! It's probably a classic engrish mistake - it couldnt be right!