Saturday, April 29, 2006

How To Make Marcia Pizza

1. Start with Pillsbury Pizza Crust. Bake it, etc.


2. Chop vegetables. Don't cut finger. Differentiate between objectional and non-objectionable vegetables. (I'm really bad at the second part of this step.)


3. Spread pesto over the baked crust. Sprinkle red pepper flakes and garlic over the top.


4. Distribute universally loved vegetables (in this case, onions and red peppers - I've used all sorts of veggies on this).


5. Distribute objectional vegetables (I don't like banana peppers, and Matt hates fungus.).


6. Sprinkle with mozzarella cheese. Note: this is not a heart healthy Marcia Pizza. That's 2 cups of cheese.


7. For some unknown reason, sprinkle the male side with Feta cheese. I still don't understand this.


8. Cover male side with Random Italian Meat. The RIM this time is Coppa, but I've used proscuitto, salami, anything.


9. Scatter pine nuts over the top. YUM!


10. Bake.


And Enjoy! With wine.

24 comments:

Summer said...

Ohh! I'm going to try this one. It looks really good and super easy to make. Thanks : )

Logan said...

Mmm. If it wasn't so technically healthy, I'd totally go for it.

;-)

jane said...

Wowie kazowie! That looks like a very healthy pizza to me. I've never heard of banana peppers and fungus? Is that the mushrooms? lol
you should open a pizzaria! either that, or just sell wine. ;)

Dara said...

Yum. Unfortunately, I just gave up dairy 2 weeks ago, and even more unfortunately, my allergy symptoms have stopped. I say unfortunately, because had they not, I could rationalize going back to eating cheese. And ice cream. And cheese. ::sigh::
Michele sent me!

srp said...

That pizza makes me hungry, but it is after midnight and not a good time to eat pizza or anything. So will have to pass.
Here from Michele.

Liz said...

Mar...

You make me wish I had someone else to cook for... because lord knows if I made that pizza, I would have to share it.

jane said...

I'm voting for you on BOTB & just noticed that you got your old blog design back. I am SO glad you did, I totally love this one! Gotta go vote for you now ;)

diane s said...

oh that looks gorgeous! Mmmm..... xx

SarahReznor said...

ohmygod that looks SO good!!!

v said...

Bam! Move over Emeril there's a new chef in town.

Seriously, great recipe post. The pics are super handy. The RIM is pretty hilarious. Looks good though. I'm sure it tasted as good as it looked.

Mandy said...

Hi, thnx for commenting on my blog. The pizza looks yummy, I'd have no problem devouring it I'm sure :)

Ethel said...

I'm here via Blog Explosion, and I just wanted to say I like your site and I'm always happy when it pops up while surfing or in Battle of the Blogs or whatever.

Is that weird? It's probably weird. I think I'm just so tired of all the crappy blogs that I've decided I'm going to start commenting on all the ones I like.

Yeah. That's weird.

Kat said...

Marcia, you are the best wife ever. If you and Matt don't work out, can I marry you? Or maybe when you move here you can just invite me over for dinner :-).

Kiki said...

that looks so yummy. Much yummier than the Tombstone pizza I had this afternoon!

kathy said...

Thanks for the comment :) I was going to comment on the 10 Things post and I was going to make a longer comment but this is now 3 times that this friggin thing has eaten my comment because it isn't recognizing my blogger user/pw...DAMMIT!

I loved that movie and I wish I could eat your pizza! There...now I'm gonna remember to copy this before I try and post it!

utenzi said...

Feta sounds great--and maybe Italian Sausage too? What a lucky husband!

panthergirl said...

Hey thanks for renting a space on my blog! I love it here!!! I just posted a little blurb about you, so I hope you see some new traffic as a result.

Grins said...

Oh yum, I'm going to have to try this with a few modifications on the toppings. Found you via Battle of the Blogs.

TheIdleReceptionist said...

Sweet christ That looks good.

doggerelblogger said...

OOhhh. Can I come over for dinner? Or can you email me the leftovers?

Goodbye Mes Amis said...

This sounds really great! I don't even like pizza normally, and this looks wonderful. It's the pine nuts. They do it for me everytime.
:0)

Anonymous said...

oh my! that pizza looks yummy, especially the cheeseeee part. i'm a sucker for cheezy food *drool*

markus said...

i like the pink spatula!

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