Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Because None Of Us Thought That Britney Spears Was DUMB Enough...

SO... We all thought that Britney had named her new baby Sutton Pierce, thus giving him the same initials as his older brother, and subjecting him to probably ridicule on the playground for his entire life.

It turns out that she named him Jayden James.

Another name that will get him teased on the playground, as it's just as bad as the first one.
Me: Um. Why did Brit lie about the name of her new baby?
Kat: She did???
Me: Yeah. They just filed the birth certificate today. The baby's name is Jayden James, not SPF2.
Kat: Holy fuck.
Me: So idiotic. I bet they call him JJ.
Kat: I'd lie if i named my kid that, too.
Yeah, there's a reason that she and I are friends. It probably has something to do with the fact that we're both mean.

And...

It comes as no surprise to any of us, but, if you look at KFed's signature on the birth certificate, posted on TMZ, it turns out that he's barely literate.

8 comments:

blog Portland said...

It just so happens that my first two initials are JJ, which is what I was called until around the time I turned 10 and went on a shooting spree.

anne said...

Well, at least we all know who the kid is...And it's not so much of a wt name as it could be, either...

Kat said...

I laughed out loud at Blog Portland's comment.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

$10 bucks says she either gets knocked up in record speed (again) or adopts (Angelina/Madonna style) to finally get that girl she's been looking for.

SarahReznor said...

wtf is Jayden anyway??? i'd rather be called pilot inspector than JJ.

Jen said...

That is crazy. She is a nut. I bet she adopts a girl next. Really soon too. So she is stuck with three small children at home whiel her husband parties it up in Vegas.

Thebodytalk said...

How on earth did she name her baby like that? She is a nuts!

D e s i g n Girl said...

No surprise on Kfed being illiterate. The guy doesn't even know what a bath is.