It turns out that she named him Jayden James.
Another name that will get him teased on the playground, as it's just as bad as the first one.
Me: Um. Why did Brit lie about the name of her new baby?Yeah, there's a reason that she and I are friends. It probably has something to do with the fact that we're both mean.
Kat: She did???
Me: Yeah. They just filed the birth certificate today. The baby's name is Jayden James, not SPF2.
Kat: Holy fuck.
Me: So idiotic. I bet they call him JJ.
Kat: I'd lie if i named my kid that, too.
It comes as no surprise to any of us, but, if you look at KFed's signature on the birth certificate, posted on TMZ, it turns out that he's barely literate.