Matt: (Running away, throwing his hat on the ground) AHHHHH! I've got something in my eye!!
Marcia: (Looking up from her laptop) Huuuhhh?
Matt: (Splashing water furiously in his eyes) It's a little piece of cheese covered in Cholula *!
Honestly, at that point, I had nothing to say.
*Cholula is the hot sauce of choice in the Pink Shoe Household. As it should be in yours.