My older sister and her boyfriend were talking about names, and my older sister told him that she'd like to name a child after me. Obviously. Who wouldn't want to name a child after me?
"Marcia," my sister's boyfriend replies. "Hm. We could run into some problems with that name. I personally love it, and your sister, but, in Tiawanese [the dialect that most of his relatives speak], Marcia roughly translates as 'Your mother just died.'"
My first chance at immortality completely squashed.