You know it's going to be a bad day when your boss asks you early in the morning if you're pregnant. (I'm NOT.)
I mean, I may have been wearing a very "sacklike" top (it's DKNY, it's silk, it's got pockets, and it's got a big bow at the neckline. It's basically this, but grey, and with cute bow.), but it's chic, not "maternity."
And, seriously, isn't it against the rules for your boss to ask that sort of thing?