This is for Courtney. Brokeback to the Future.
Update: Because Courtney is so damn demanding, here's the other one. Too Close for Missles, I'm Switching to Guns. And yeah, I know, I couldn't think of a funny way to make a quote from either Brokeback or Top Gun work, so I just used my favorite top gun quote. Sue me.
And, yes, Charlize Theron's dress was horrendous. I thought that everyone had seen enough of this, but from the comments, this is what you want:
The top doesn't fit, there's something making her hips look HUGE, and you can't see it, but that really attractive "x" over her crotch turns into little wings over her ass. You know, like those dresses people wore to the prom in 1984. And don't even get me started on that bow on her shoulder. BOW. The size of that dress that J-Ho wore to the Grammys with Diddy back when we didn't hate her because we didn't know who she was. Dior, I don't know what you're doing with John Galliano, but I wish you'd stop it.