Update: Because Courtney is so damn demanding, here's the other one. Too Close for Missles, I'm Switching to Guns. And yeah, I know, I couldn't think of a funny way to make a quote from either Brokeback or Top Gun work, so I just used my favorite top gun quote. Sue me.
And, yes, Charlize Theron's dress was horrendous. I thought that everyone had seen enough of this, but from the comments, this is what you want:
The top doesn't fit, there's something making her hips look HUGE, and you can't see it, but that really attractive "x" over her crotch turns into little wings over her ass. You know, like those dresses people wore to the prom in 1984. And don't even get me started on that bow on her shoulder. BOW. The size of that dress that J-Ho wore to the Grammys with Diddy back when we didn't hate her because we didn't know who she was. Dior, I don't know what you're doing with John Galliano, but I wish you'd stop it.
9 comments:
She looks like a partially unwrapped mummy. Did she change stylists because she looked so classy until about a year ago?
God everyone thinks John Galliano is this amazing designer. All I know is Mischa Barton was quoted as saying she adored him or something so now I have to hate him.
I hate to tell y'all this, but I like the dress. Because it isn't boring.
You know, I thought the dress was bad when she was sitting down and the only awful thing was the bow. Seeing a full-length shot of the dress makes me want to vomit. Charlize, you're beautiful--why the ugly dress?????
She looks like a Christmas present gone bad.
Thank you, Marcia. Not quite as good as the Top Gun one, but still pretty funny.
I loved the dress. I'm sick of boring old dresses. I want pizzazz! And I do love John Galliano's stuff. He's spicing up Dior a little.
Someone commented that she looked like a gift bow gone wrong and I have to agree, she's like some sliver bow that was mangled by a dog....
Although she's still gorgeous. ~sniff~sniff~
that dress was horrible.
and I was surprised, b/c she usually makes excellent choices.
Regardless, she is absolutely beautiful!
Post a Comment